that alphabet completionist blog has activated something in me so now i think i'm just gonna start making posts where it seems like a quirky little joke at first except underneath i subtly try to include all the letters. already made one but it didn't catch on so now i have to make more. i realize this might be a bit silly and pointless of me but i don't care. i wanna win the alphabet

I don't know much about islam but I'm gonna say haram. very very haram.

if your circle isn’t discussing penis, cock, dick, or balls, it’s time for you to find a new circle

the guy who first tweeted “pee is stored in the balls” did a suicide by cop in february

we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive

i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

I just want to get dicked down again =/